"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
matty fucking healy yesterday at Positivus festival fuck how much i cried
but they look so fucking good don’t try to fucking tell me they don’t look like the rich ass sons of the fucking mafia i’m throwing up
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.